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PostSubject: Re: Tazmily, Nowhere Islands (And Onett, but no one cares about Ness right now lol)   Fri 12 Jun 2009, 6:47 am


FFFFF--

N-no! Regular ducktape is just fine! D:

FFFFFFFF
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PostSubject: Re: Tazmily, Nowhere Islands (And Onett, but no one cares about Ness right now lol)   Fri 12 Jun 2009, 11:52 am


/gets the duck

NUUUUU
NOT THAT ONE
I HAAAAAAAAAAATE THAT DUCK


/gets the duck


I HATE THAT ONE EVEN MORE


/shrug and tape both to his mouth







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PostSubject: Re: Tazmily, Nowhere Islands (And Onett, but no one cares about Ness right now lol)   Sat 13 Jun 2009, 1:38 am


):< /muffled angry noises

What's that, Jared? I can't quite hear you~ You want to do what to the Warden?! /teasing

!!!
D:
/shakes head
/more muffled noise


But Jared! He already likes Alice! D<








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PostSubject: Re: Tazmily, Nowhere Islands (And Onett, but no one cares about Ness right now lol)   Sat 13 Jun 2009, 9:56 am


/stares angrily

What?

/mumbles
>>


What about a threesome? Ew, Jared.

!!!! DDDD:








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PostSubject: Re: Tazmily, Nowhere Islands (And Onett, but no one cares about Ness right now lol)   Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:52 am


I doubt the Warden likes it like that, Jared. =/

D< !!!

I don't care if he is rainbowy and epic. A threesome is pushing it.

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PostSubject: Re: Tazmily, Nowhere Islands (And Onett, but no one cares about Ness right now lol)   Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:55 am


I'm gonna get Gary over here, him and his bird, and have them STARE at you all night tonight. >D

!!!!!!

What, you think he's pretty cute, too? My, aren't you the player this evening~

DDD: /mumble


HAY GARY AND BIRD

/comes over, sits on a bench, and stares blankly at Jared


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PostSubject: Re: Tazmily, Nowhere Islands (And Onett, but no one cares about Ness right now lol)   Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:00 am


lolololol
Hay Gary. (:

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PostSubject: Re: Tazmily, Nowhere Islands (And Onett, but no one cares about Ness right now lol)   Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:04 am


Gary?

/staring

/waves hand in front of face
Gaaaaary. . .~

/only getting more focused

See, he's reeeeally committed. Really committed.

/eyes are practically popping out of glasses with concentration

/attempts to look away but can't
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PostSubject: Re: Tazmily, Nowhere Islands (And Onett, but no one cares about Ness right now lol)   Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:21 am


/head explodes

Oh.
. . . .
Well.
That's unfortunate. You can go now, Gary and bird.

/slowly leave

Um.
So.
Now we've got a pile of head-explodey Jared to worry about, as well as an unconcious Warden--hey, where did he go, anyway? o no;;








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PostSubject: Re: Tazmily, Nowhere Islands (And Onett, but no one cares about Ness right now lol)   Sat 13 Jun 2009, 11:51 am


I dunno, he should've woke up by now, and-- o no;

Oh. Hi. I was just. . . around. Hrm.


hello o 3 o;;

And, uh. . . I have this new NYC makeup kit I just bought. Hmn. And. . . uhm. You two are the only girls around here. So. /nervous







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PostSubject: Re: Tazmily, Nowhere Islands (And Onett, but no one cares about Ness right now lol)   Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:20 pm


FFFF
/excitedface
Are we gonna do little makeovers on each other~? 8'3

Um. Well, yeah, I kind of was wondering if. . . you know, you two would, um, like to. . .

Heeee~
The only time I ever act like a girl is when it comes to putting on makeup. 8'D
I'd totally like a little makeover~ (:








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PostSubject: Re: Tazmily, Nowhere Islands (And Onett, but no one cares about Ness right now lol)   Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:44 pm


AWWIIIIIIIGHT~! >8'D

I do enjoy makeup~

8'3 /opens humongous case of tons of makeup

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PostSubject: Re: Tazmily, Nowhere Islands (And Onett, but no one cares about Ness right now lol)   Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:58 pm


8'D
/faints
/wakes up
MAKEUP TIME Cx

Cx /starts looking for eyeliner

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PostSubject: Re: Tazmily, Nowhere Islands (And Onett, but no one cares about Ness right now lol)   Sat 13 Jun 2009, 6:47 pm


/looking for glitter

squeeeee~ x3

8'3 /finding foundation for everybody


/watching with binoculars in bushes


mmnnnsf

Oh, there you are, Jared. Stop ducking around, would you? /pulls tape off


/hyperventilates

Sir, I hate to interrupt, but I reeeeally need to wash my mouth. . . out. They got. . . er. . .

Why? They're just little ducks, Jared. Cute and fluffy. /watching

Sir. . .

What?

/sighs and sits down quietly


Thatta boy. /pats








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PostSubject: Re: Tazmily, Nowhere Islands (And Onett, but no one cares about Ness right now lol)   Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:57 pm


/blasting Snow Patrol on a random iHome

Who wants to go first?

I think you should get your makeover done first, Alice~ Since it was your idea I'm sure Kii and I could do something pretty epic together. (:

Cx /sits in a random makeover chair


/still watching

/attempting to clean out mouth with a large leaf

Shhhhh--they're about to give Alice her makeover! D< /whaps Jared with cane

; ^; /stops trying to clean mouth and sits quietly








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PostSubject: Re: Tazmily, Nowhere Islands (And Onett, but no one cares about Ness right now lol)   Sun 14 Jun 2009, 11:27 am


/snaps JAY-BEE

/as iHome
/holds out clawarm
83?


/hangs upside down
8'3

/fixes ponytail and starts working on powder

Cx /looking through magazines


Look at that, they've even got Jailbot at their will! D; I bet he's been hacked into again. . . /hmph

/is messing with blush on screen just to see what happens


/watching intently

/pulls a feather out of his mouth
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PostSubject: Re: Tazmily, Nowhere Islands (And Onett, but no one cares about Ness right now lol)   Tue 16 Jun 2009, 4:17 am


((Snerk. xD Oh Jailbot.))

/using eyeliner
This 'sea captain navy' eyeliner is really your color, Alice!

x3 Do you really think so?

I know so~ (:

/attempting to use eyeliner


/staring
I just don't get it!


Get what, sir?

Why all of a sudden, Alice decides to go up to the two craziest girls ever and ask them for a makeover! And why is Jailbot in there?! /jealous








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PostSubject: Re: Tazmily, Nowhere Islands (And Onett, but no one cares about Ness right now lol)   Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:30 pm


/using blush

I really like how this pink is coming out. . . I don't even know what the color is, but. . . I like it.

I'm gonna be pretty?

Too pretty.

8'D


/attempting to put lipstick on but glitches up and is stuck squishing it on face


--
They /are/ the only girls in the entire 100 mile radius, sir, I imagine after a while being the only lady would get sort of lonely.

Hmph! /I/ could keep her company, what's wrong with my company? I'm the most eligible bachelor in all of Superjail, the most dapper of the dappenese, and she chooses them over me? What am I doing wrong, Jared?
Look, I bet they broke Jailbot! D:

--
/glitches and sparks

/kicks

/fixed

:]


Yeah, you're welcome. /painting extremely detailed pictures of Superjail on fingernails








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PostSubject: Re: Tazmily, Nowhere Islands (And Onett, but no one cares about Ness right now lol)   Wed 17 Jun 2009, 8:03 am


((lol wut dappanese? xDD))

/finishing touches of mascara
You aren't just going to be too pretty~ You're gonna be GORGEOUS.

8'3
/excited


Mmhm. . . Warden'll jizz in his pants for sure, once he sees you. ;D

---

/twitch
They're talking about me; I can feel it.


Are you sure, sir? I mean, we can't hear them or anything--

The Warden senses never lie, Jared! D<








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PostSubject: Re: Tazmily, Nowhere Islands (And Onett, but no one cares about Ness right now lol)   Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:32 pm


||yesssss. xDD||

That's an awkward way to put it, but yeah~! 8'D He'll love ya. /coughmorethanhealreadydoescough/

The Warden? I dunno, he's. . .okay, I guess. Why him?

WHAT. He's effing ADORO-BOREALIS~! D:

I dunno. . .

--
JARED, MY WARDEN SENSES ARE TINGLING. THEY ARE SAYING MY NAME, JARED.

Sir, they /are/ girls. . .

Regardless! I must find out what they are saying! Jared, those teenybopping terrors could be plotting my demise as we speak!







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PostSubject: Re: Tazmily, Nowhere Islands (And Onett, but no one cares about Ness right now lol)   Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:02 am


((I think I died a little from laughing so hard at Adoro-borealis xDDD))

Mmn, Kii's right--he's the most adorable person ever~ And he really, really does like you.

Well. . . But he's just okay. . . He's not my type.

Well, he is a little bit rainbowy and sometimes he's completely nuts, but still!

---

Sir, I highly doubt they would be planning your demise with Alice and Jailbot in the room. . .

You may be right, Jared, but I want to hear what they're saying! You never know what those two could make people do!

If you say so, sir. . .

Good. Now, I want you to go in there, dressed up like a girl, and spy for me.








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PostSubject: Re: Tazmily, Nowhere Islands (And Onett, but no one cares about Ness right now lol)   Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:01 pm


((I was originally saving someone saying that for the twins later in the rp, but I couldn't help it. xDD))

One date with him. Just one.

I. . . I don't know. . .

Just one~!

Eh. . .


HEXTUPLE F. FFFFFF. HELP ME OUT HERE.
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But sir, I--!

Neutral /smacks and hands a dress and a wig

uuughh. . . /gets dressed and crawls out of the bushes

/clears throat

Hello, /other/ ladies~!

Oooh, a boy.

/touches up blush

Sup Jair-jair.

/high pitched voice
Ooh, I'm not Jared, I'm Jaiiii. . . /looks at bushes

--
/waves hand urgently
--
Jairina!

Already have a -rina. You're late. Try again.

Jaiiiiiir. . . elia? Jairelia.

:T /smacks nonchalantly

Wrong.

So, Jared, you wanna tell us why you're crossdressin'?







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PostSubject: Re: Tazmily, Nowhere Islands (And Onett, but no one cares about Ness right now lol)   Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:25 am


/sighs
The Warden told me to because he's paranoid that you two are plotting his demise with Alice.


Oh, is that it? Psh. Silly thing, he is. /examines nails
Tell him not to worry--we aren't plotting it at the moment. . . Although we are trying to convince Alice to date him.
/attempts to shake Alice by the shoulders
JUST ONE DATE! D:

/hardly budges
Eh. . . .


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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. . . . /intense waiting on Jared








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PostSubject: Re: Tazmily, Nowhere Islands (And Onett, but no one cares about Ness right now lol)   Tue 23 Jun 2009, 12:08 pm


At least he's keeping his guard up. /grin

He really does like you, Alice. . .you're all he talks about when he's drunk.

So?

People usually tell the truth when they're drunk. It's a very good way to get answers out of people. . . .not that I've done that, or anything. . .

Hm. . . that is true. . . I'm still not convinced, though.

What am I gonna tell the Warden? He's waiting for me. . .


/files nails

Tell 'im the crow caws at midnight.

Why?


It sounds evil. /grin

. . .okay. . . I guess. /crawls back behind bush
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Well?! DDD:

They're just trying to get Alice to date you. Also, Kii said the crow caws at midnight.



That Kii. . . /shakes fist, blinks
What'd Alice say?







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PostSubject: Re: Tazmily, Nowhere Islands (And Onett, but no one cares about Ness right now lol)   Wed 24 Jun 2009, 3:58 am


/long pause

The hell does that mean, anyway?

Whatever it is, it doesn't have anything to do with makeup.

Or does it. . ? /shifty eyes

--

She was saying how she wasn't convinced that you really liked her.

Did you mention me being drunk and talking about her?

She didn't even believe that!








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