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PostSubject: Re: Tazmily, Nowhere Islands (And Onett, but no one cares about Ness right now lol)   Wed 24 Jun 2009, 2:06 pm


Maybe. The 'crow', in this situation, could represent you, Alice, and the aforementioned 'cawing' could represent your fabulous date with the Warden. >B

So. . . does it have anything to do with makeup?

/deadpan
Yes.
/resumes making-upping

/oblivious
--
Of course! All this time I've been expressing my love for my dear, sweet Alice and she had no idea I liked her back! The poor dear must be scared I didn't like her~

Uh, sir, I'm not so sure that--

Jared, I'll have to approach her myself. This calls for desperate measures. /steals dress and wig
I'M GOIN' IN. >U


G-good luck, sir! /salutes

/crawls out of bushes nervously








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PostSubject: Re: Tazmily, Nowhere Islands (And Onett, but no one cares about Ness right now lol)   Wed 24 Jun 2009, 2:23 pm


(I love that he says he needs to approach Alice himself, yet he gets in disguise before actually crawling out of the bushes. xDD)

/resumes makeupping
Lookout, we've got another crossdresser on our case. . . /doesn't bother looking up from makeup
Whaddaya want, Warden?

/pitches up voice
Warden? I'm not the Warden, I'm. . . er, Wardeena. Yeah, that.


Right. Just like we had the visit from Jairina or Jairilia or whoever the hell he was pretending to be.
Now, why are you crossdressing? We got Jared's story, but now you're here in the same dress and wig.

I have no idea what you're talking about. . . /still using high pitched voice

You didn't bother to disguise the fact that you're missing your front teeth, and you're still wearing your glasses, mister-ingenious-disguise.

/examines self with a mirror








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PostSubject: Re: Tazmily, Nowhere Islands (And Onett, but no one cares about Ness right now lol)   Wed 24 Jun 2009, 2:49 pm


||HE'S NOT COMFORTABLE WITH HIS SELF IMAGE. xDD||

I'm just a lady with a slight dental impairment and a problem seeing! Do you have something against ladies with problems seeing, miss-i-have-problems-seeing? /prods Lii's glasses


I DOOOOOO /raises hand and gets looks from everyone else

/slowly slides sunglasses back over eyes

And anyway, I'm just here because-

/dress&voice HELLO, WE'RE-

GTFO, YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE

/leaves

You were saying?

I'm just a lady~!







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PostSubject: Re: Tazmily, Nowhere Islands (And Onett, but no one cares about Ness right now lol)   Wed 24 Jun 2009, 2:54 pm


(For some reason I read that as, "He's not COMPATIBLE with his self image." I was like, wtf? xDD)

Riiiiiight. And anways, I only have problems seeing 'cause I read too much. So there. D< I have problems seeing 'cause I'm so SMART.
Hee hee. /sings "I'm so smart, I'm so smart, I'm so smart-- S-M-R-T--I mean, S-M-A-R-T" to self

/raises eyebrow at the Warden
Why are you dressed up in a wig and dress?


/normal voice
Look, we already went through this: I'm a lady! Hell, why is that so hard to understand? =/


/snerk
Yeah, nice try. You just slipped up and used your normal voice there, Warden.








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PostSubject: Re: Tazmily, Nowhere Islands (And Onett, but no one cares about Ness right now lol)   Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:50 am


||That too lmao||


/sips tea Arright.

o 3o Y. . .you believe me?


Yeah. Okay. You're a lady, amiright? You're a lady, and you. . . like guys. Is that right?

/high voice Of course~!

Arright. Okay. Yeah.

. . .kiss Jared, then. /points

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PostSubject: Re: Tazmily, Nowhere Islands (And Onett, but no one cares about Ness right now lol)   Thu 25 Jun 2009, 12:39 pm


/diet snapple tea spewing
Ohmygod. /gets camera

Er, uh, but I don't like Jared like that. . ! It wouldn't be right! /high pitched with nerves

Mmn, well, when people play spin the bottle they end up kissing whoever they land on, despite whether or not they know them, like them, or know them well.

B-but I'm not comfortable with that idea! D:

/snerk

:<

=/ Don't even try it. Kiss Jared or we ain't believing shet.








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PostSubject: Re: Tazmily, Nowhere Islands (And Onett, but no one cares about Ness right now lol)   Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:11 pm


FFFFFFFF /crawling away from bushes as fast as stubby jaredlegs can carry him
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No way, you wouldn't kiss a guy you barely know! /crosses arms

Ace tendencies, I wouldn't kiss at all. . . 's gross. >>

Well, uhm. . . I'm asexual too? Yeah!


. . .Too late, you already said you liked guys. That limits you to two options, straight or bi. Choose wisely.

Okay! I pick bi! 8'D /relief

Cool, now kiss Jared. =/ /points

FFFFFFFFF


Can't I kiss Alice instead~? >:


I don't roll that way, man. >U

SHE DON'T ROLL THAT WAY, WARDEN.

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PostSubject: Re: Tazmily, Nowhere Islands (And Onett, but no one cares about Ness right now lol)   Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:19 pm


/smirk

What? What is she smirking about? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SMIRKING ABOUT?

Nothing~

/thoughtful pause, slightly confused
/sudden understanding
Ah. I see what you're grinning for. /smirk


Mmhm. /more smirking

STOP SMIRKING LIKE THAT UNTIL I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SMIRKING ABOUT! D<

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PostSubject: Re: Tazmily, Nowhere Islands (And Onett, but no one cares about Ness right now lol)   Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:38 pm


WHY THE HELL IS EVERYBODY SMIRoooooohmy. /snerksmirk

What?





WHAT?! DDDD:

Think about it.










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PostSubject: Re: Tazmily, Nowhere Islands (And Onett, but no one cares about Ness right now lol)   Thu 25 Jun 2009, 1:45 pm


(hell yes spongebob plz <3)

No. NononononononononononoNO. D:

/smirking still

STOP GIVING ME THAT LOOK.

>:B

NO.

Why not?

BECAUSE.








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PostSubject: Re: Tazmily, Nowhere Islands (And Onett, but no one cares about Ness right now lol)   Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:04 pm


So, you gonna admit to Alice what you're here for?

NEVER! D<

/oblivious even through all this


Cool. Now, looks like you got two choices, wardenbby. /pulls a giant mystery date thingy out of sleeve

I don't have to kiss someone to prove I'm a lady! /not even bothering to use high voice anymore

/forces into chair

/holds up mic Will it be Bachelor Number One or Bachelorette Number Two~? Or our lucky Mystery Bachelorette?

Uhm. . .

/forces mic into face IF YOU WERE TURNED INTO A TYPE OF PASTA BY AN EVIL WIZARD, WHAT KIND OF PASTA WOULD YOU BE, WHY, AND HOW WOULD YOU DEFEAT THE WIZARD. Bachelor Number One~? /grabs Jared and pushes him into booth thing

Er. . . I would be some spaghetti. Because I'm all tense, but when I get put in boiling water I go all. . . noodly? And I'd defeat the wizard by. . .uh. . . suing him.

GREAT ANSWER. BACHELORETTE NUMBER TWO, SAME QUESTION







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PostSubject: Re: Tazmily, Nowhere Islands (And Onett, but no one cares about Ness right now lol)   Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:24 pm


(LOLWUT@Jared's answer. xDD)

I would be pasta primavera. . . because I can. And I would defeat him by serving up some thigh-pie.

/snerk
Wait.
Am I gonna have to answer the question too, or what?

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PostSubject: Re: Tazmily, Nowhere Islands (And Onett, but no one cares about Ness right now lol)   Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:28 pm


||LOLWUTTHIGHPIEWTFLOL

Yep! /restrains Warden with belts made of live snakes

D8

Don't worry.

I'm being held down by probably venomous snakes, why shouldn't I?

Because they'll only attack you if you're worried.

They can smell fear. =\









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PostSubject: Re: Tazmily, Nowhere Islands (And Onett, but no one cares about Ness right now lol)   Thu 25 Jun 2009, 2:42 pm


((I HAD TO DO IT xD))

IF I WERE TURNED INTO PASTA
I would be ravioli. That counts, right? 'cause I'd have to be that. Ravioli's good.
Um. . . I would defeat him with the power of slash? DOC OCK AND MANHATTAN BABIES, GO! >U

/twitch

Next question~?! 8'D

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PostSubject: Re: Tazmily, Nowhere Islands (And Onett, but no one cares about Ness right now lol)   Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:50 pm


/thinks

If you were going to take our lucky Mystery Bachelor on a trip to a box factory, because you're a cheap-ass mofo, how would you make it fun? Bachelor #1?

But. . . I don't like guys! D:

BACHELOR. NUMBER. ONE.


i'd take him to the gift shop and spend a reasonable amount of money DDDD:


Bachelorettes 2 and 3? 8'3






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PostSubject: Re: Tazmily, Nowhere Islands (And Onett, but no one cares about Ness right now lol)   Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:23 pm


We could set the box factory on fire. . . together. . ? =/
/bored


Didn't know you were a pyro at heart, Alii--I mean, Bachelorette number two!

Yeah, well.

Anyway.
I would make it fun wiiiiiiith. . .
IMAJUHAAAAASHUN. /sparkly rainbow motion

/twitchfrown
Um, okay?








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PostSubject: Re: Tazmily, Nowhere Islands (And Onett, but no one cares about Ness right now lol)   Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:51 am


That question sucked. Warry, you wanna take a question? /shoves microphone into face

D: Must I?

Yeah, kinda. Well, you don't have to, but then that microphone would be shoved somewhere else entirely.

/takes microphone
All. . .right?


If you were to hack into Jailbot, what would you make him do?

I'd make him run even better than he already does~! :'3

Jared, I mean, uh, Mystery Bachelor #1, your answer bores me. >>

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PostSubject: Re: Tazmily, Nowhere Islands (And Onett, but no one cares about Ness right now lol)   Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:06 pm


I wanna go next, I wanna go next!

Shut the hell up, Lii--er, Bachelorette number three.

EFF YOOO. D<

Ew.

Do you honestly want me to answer this question?

Depends on how awkward your answer is going to get.

-insert long, awkward pause-

Oookay then, bachelorette number three, your go! >>;

IF I WERE TO HACK INTO JAILBOT, I WOULD MAKE HIM. . . ER. . .
I dunno. Spew rainbows at random passerby while simultaneously playing the Goofy Goober song at full volume?








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PostSubject: Re: Tazmily, Nowhere Islands (And Onett, but no one cares about Ness right now lol)   Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:32 pm


I. . .would draw that! /points

I'm sure you would. >>

So. Made your choice on which mystery bachelor or bachelorette you'd like?

Um. I don't like any of them, actua-- /stops

Bachelorette number three. I like Bachelorrette number three's answers. 8D


Really? Shocker. I would've guessed Bachelor number one.

Hey! D:








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PostSubject: Re: Tazmily, Nowhere Islands (And Onett, but no one cares about Ness right now lol)   Wed 01 Jul 2009, 4:43 am


WHOO, WINNAR! 8'D

Eh. /shrugs
Congratulations, I guess.


Thank God that's over.

WINNAR! WINNAR!
Wait.
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PostSubject: Re: Tazmily, Nowhere Islands (And Onett, but no one cares about Ness right now lol)   Thu 02 Jul 2009, 12:43 pm


Number three. That's Alice, right?

Nooooo. . . that's . . . someone. . . else.

Oh. But I thought--

Nope.

So that's not Alice's answers?

'fraid not.

But I would've guessed--

Not really, no.

Are you going to keep interru--


Yes. I like dashes. =/

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PostSubject: Re: Tazmily, Nowhere Islands (And Onett, but no one cares about Ness right now lol)   Thu 02 Jul 2009, 12:52 pm


/leaves area; comes back twenty minutes later with a swirly rainbow lolipop that says lol
So.
Apparently I win? o no;;

Wait, WHAT?

Yeah, that's what I said. Then I went to get this lolipop.
Then I lol'd. c:

Yeah, fascinating, but I'm led back to my original question.
WHAT?


You picked me, dipwad. =/








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PostSubject: Re: Tazmily, Nowhere Islands (And Onett, but no one cares about Ness right now lol)   Thu 02 Jul 2009, 2:04 pm


/gaping

I know that gape. /presses hands over his mouth and ears


/clears throat
"Oh no, I got soap in Rory's eye!" "Hrm, hrm."

/takes hands off

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa








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PostSubject: Re: Tazmily, Nowhere Islands (And Onett, but no one cares about Ness right now lol)   Thu 02 Jul 2009, 11:40 pm


/snerk
"Calm down, Daniel."

--OOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaa

OKAY, WE GET IT. YOU ARE UPSET THAT YOU PICKED ME.
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PostSubject: Re: Tazmily, Nowhere Islands (And Onett, but no one cares about Ness right now lol)   Fri 03 Jul 2009, 3:32 pm


Heh. . . dipshit. /points

D8 /hyperventilates

Don't worry your prissy little ass off, you can have your Alice. =/

Huh? D:

You still have to take Lii with you, though.

Oh! Well. . . that's. . . I mean, it's better than. . . /upset but confused

And me. Gotta take me, or else Lii'll get bored.

Can't I just take one of you? D: Or none, that' d be. . . great. . . but just one?

Nope. It's a package, deal, sorry. No Kii, No Lii. . . no Alice. :3

NOOOOOOOoo

/pinches lips together

We have snacks. /lets go

. . . how was that supposed to help me?

To shut you up. The snacks are for us.







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